Looking for a new vehicle?

If you've been reading here for a while, you know we are. Here's some useful advice. These are the Top Six Things Not to Tell the Salesperson. I might add a seventh "Don't Tell"--Don't tell the salesperson you need a car to fit any number over 8 people because not only will you become the butt of numerous *hysterically* funny car dealer jokes, they will also only have two vehicles to show you.

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